my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just had sex on a roof
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize