I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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