To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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