ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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