sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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