Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
