And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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