that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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