Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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