Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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