I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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