Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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