Where is the hickey?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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