I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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