oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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