I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i've created a new STD.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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