ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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