If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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