I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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