So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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