and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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