Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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