lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
