I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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