ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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