This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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