i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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