I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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