I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
