News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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