How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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