Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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