I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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