So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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