My sheets look like a crime scene.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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