I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
that may or may not have been my penis.
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