This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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