It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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