Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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