That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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