You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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