I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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