Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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