I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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