I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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