taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
