So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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