She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Help. Why am I so naked?
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