I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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