Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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