at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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