I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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