I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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